There must be a good reason why I occasionally slip behind the steering wheel of my ancient but spunky Honda Civic and drive around my area to photograph attractively-adorned motor vehicles. Maybe it’s because I’m older than dirt, a condition that leads some people to engage in oddball activities. Or maybe it’s because I’m inherently an oddball, and has nothing at all to do with my advanced years. I asked my psychiatrist, Dr. R. U. Forereel, about this during a recent session.
“The answer, Neil, is obvious,” she said. “Yes, you’re old. Really old. Might not be a bad idea to have some work done on your face, in fact. There are dried-out prunes in my refrigerator with fewer wrinkles than you have. And yes, you’re an oddball. But who isn’t? Neither of those factors explains the situation, though. So, here’s the answer: The universe requires each of its components to play their proper roles. One of your roles is to immortalize eye-catching designs on motor vehicles. If you don’t do it, who will? Nobody, Neil, nobody. So, keep up the work. Notice that I didn’t say good work, by the way. I’ll see you next week. And pay at the front desk with a credit card this time. The check you used for the last session bounced.”
Perhaps Dr. Forereel’s theory is correct. It’s as good as any. Anyway, where was I? Right, last week, for the fourth time since launching this website, I hit the roads in the Philadelphia suburbs, aiming to find sharp vehicles to photograph (the previous entries in this series may be read by clicking here, here and here).
Plenty of lovely vehicles passed me as I drove, but, having no interest in buying a ticket for an early grave, I didn’t attempt to snap their pictures when my Honda also was in motion. As always, then, I pulled into strip malls and shopping centers and other commercial areas where my potential victims might be parked. Whenever I spotted a looker, I’d park too, get up nice and close to it, and press the button on my phone’s camera.
The day proved to be not only pretty fruitful but less demanding than I’d expected. I found more than enough subjects within a three mile radius from my house, rather than the eight miles I’d been expecting. That took a nice amount of strain off my sagging shoulders, though the crazy amount of traffic in my region and the abundance of assholic drivers more than made up for that. “Yo, dipshit, get off my tail!” I yelled in my mind any number of times at others sharing the roads with me. Man, my kingdom for a relaxed, casual drive.
I set one rule for the day: I wouldn’t take photos of vehicles I’d photographed before. Alas, I had to ignore a magnificent, huge Dunkin’ Donuts truck, which was delivering goods to a Dunkin’ franchise near my house. One of the truck’s clones made an appearance, you see, in the Art On Wheels story that I published last August.
And I had to tread lightly a couple of times. I’ve shopped now and then at the Best Buy store a mile and a half from my house, but till the other day hadn’t noticed an employee parking area behind this electronics emporium. Wow, it was partially filled with Geek Squad vans, the vehicles used by the Best Buy workers who make home visits to fix problems with computers and other complicated wares. Damn right I took a bunch of photos there. And damn right somebody drove into the lot to ask what the hell I was doing. “Nothing much,” I mumbled. “I’ll be on my way now.”
So, off I went to Best Buy’s customer parking section, where sat a delivery truck upon which was painted a very fine arrangement of fruits and vegetables. A produce truck at an electronics store? Its driver, who was sitting comfortably behind the wheel, probably had pulled into the lot to take a breather. I loved the truck. It would have made it into this article. But I didn’t need the driver climbing out or rolling down a window to ask what the hell I was doing. One encounter of that sort was enough.
I snapped the portraits of 17 vehicles during the two and a half hours that I devoted to the project. Looking over the pix after I got back home, I concluded that 10 made the grade for this mighty story. I’ve looked at that group several times, narrowing down my absolute favorites to four: Terminix, for its design’s clean lines and limited but highly effective palette. U-Haul, because who else ever has painted bats on a truck? Fast Signs, which is as colorful and cool as it can be. Five Star Painting, for the same reasons as Fast Signs.
And my number-one choice is? Ladies and gentlemen, there’s no way I can not go with Five Star Painting. Concise, breezy and hip, the artwork on that car is a feast for the eyes.
And how about you? Which designs rock your world? I need to know! The box in which to enter your comments is below. Adios till next time, amigos.
I liked the geek squad one 😀
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I like the U-Haul with the bat the best. I think it’s a great idea to share info about various states and tourist attractions on those trucks!
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That truck is pretty unique, for sure.
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The Bat Truck. That’s where Batman changes stores the Batmobile. Just drives it right in there. While it’s still moving even. 😉
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I didn’t know that!
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😉
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looking nice,
all professional looking 🙂
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Hi David. You know, some really beautiful trucks whizzed by me on the road, but there was no way I could take photos of them.
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I just like the geeks and their squad regardless of the logo.
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You’re a techie!
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I like Geek Squad #1, the white lettering on black. Striking and sort of funny too. And you’re right — Five Star Painting is pretty nice. (Maybe they’ll give you a deal on a paint job if you show them this post?)
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Hi Audrey. It’s interesting that not all of the Geek Squad vehicles are painted the same way. Best Buy likes to mix things up.
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That is interesting. Maybe people notice the differences–which is a good thing in advertising.
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Yep, it does 😉 ❤
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Ralph, this is excellent!
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There is the plumber’s van which has a toilet painted on the outside so the driver appears to be “on the throne” while driving around – it makes one look twice, or even more often depending on how curious one is about the toilet habits of others. Eyecatching, it is!
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That plumber has a very offbeat sense of humor. I bet that his van has brought him plenty of business he wouldn’t have had otherwise.
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Yeah, there’s money in s..t
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Nothing wrong with being an oddball – it makes you YOU! A unique, interesting (and most charming) individual. You’ve given me something to do for the rest of the week: eye trucks and vans. I look at them (sometimes), but never truly “see” them. 🙂 As an FYI, I kinda lean toward the corned-beef design (even if I never eat it, it looks rather nummy).
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Hi Tyler. The truck you mention belongs to a restaurant called the Corner Bakery. It’s a pretty good place. I eat there once in a while.
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Can’t remember the last time I saw a Snap-On truck. We used to have a ton of construction going on here in So. Fla., but now they have filled just about every square inch of spare room.
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Hi GP. Yup, it’s amazing how fields and wooded areas can disappear pretty quickly. That’s happened all over the world.
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Thank God you’ve returned to doing what you do best: taking pictures of trucks. I just wish you’d have photographed that produce truck with the driver at the wheel. He might’ve offered you a bite of his vegemite sandwich. My top 3 here are Fast Signs, U-Haul, and Five Star Painting. For number one, I’ve gotta go with U-Haul. How many times do you see a giant bat on the side of a vehicle? And is that the state of Missouri? (Or Misery?) Very weird shit.
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I know. The bat truck took me aback. Who’d ever expect to see something like that?
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What struck me – is that they are all so clean. What’s up with that?
Around here, this is how it goes:
“Hey, did you get a new van?”
“No.”
“But it’s a different color.”
“That’s just mud and dust.”
“I mean, under the mud and dust.”
“Oh that, I was driving north of Hayfield yesterday, the mud and dust there is a lighter color.”
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Yeah, you’re right. I hadn’t thought of that: The owners of the trucks seem to keep them cleaner than you’d expect. Enjoy the day. See ya!
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I’d go with the saddle shoe Geek Squad van. Simple, and I’ve always wanted a pair of shoes like that. (And they should have a squeaky heel, that goes “geek…geek…geek” when you step down.) But yeah, get the Five Star guys to do your personal touch-up.
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I bet that if Best Buy started to sell Geek Squad shoes and sneakers, plenty of people would buy them!
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My favorite is the Corner Bakery Cafe truck. Of course it is. There are pictures of food on the truck, and my oh my, that food looks good.
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I had lunch at Corner Bakery recently. A tomato and mozzarella sandwich (on a long roll, actually). Very tasty.
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I bet! My mouth is watering.
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Who knew there were so many of these? If not for your industriousness, I’d have gone my entire life without that essential tidbit. A big thank you, Neil!
I have only one picture I took of such a van, a mother’s memory of her son lost in combat. It was heartbreaking.
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Hi Jacqui. That’s a sad story. “Heartbreaking” is the right word.
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I think that I’m immune to the signage on most of these vehicles Neil. I see them way to often and just ignore them altogether. The ones that always make me laugh are the cars advertising their dental offices. Having worked in dentistry for 20+ years there’s just something about advertising on a car that strikes me as odd and maybe a bit unethical.
BTW, that sandwich on the catering truck looks very unimaginative and really dry…I would not hire those people 😉
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Hi there, Deb. Not sure if I ever saw a car with dental ads. Maybe I will now that you’ve brought up that subject. Take care —
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The U Haul truck :Bats = Fly by Night … dodgy people slipping away under the cover of darkness?
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Alison, I think you have an excellent theory. Thanks for stopping by. I’ll be seeing you.
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The catering van for me. Maybe I just need to eat something right now…
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Hunger!
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Perhaps because I am also older than dirt, I also went with the painting van. It’s so bright and cheerful! (And doesn’t make me hungry, or remind me that I no nothing about computers, or that half my appliances will break down in the upcoming year.)
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We think alike!
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Thanks it works!
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Okay, Joyce! And I’ll note here that you vote for the Five Star Painting vehicle.
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I definitely agree with your top choice, with an honourable mention for Geek Squad (both versions – nice and simple).
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Hi. I bet that the Five Star Painting vehicle drums up a good bit of business for that company. It pays to advertise (sometimes, anyway).
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I definitely go for Corner Bakery Cafe. Why? I guess I’m just very hungry right now and a big bite will do me good. After laughing for about 30 minutes, the wrinkles have reached another high level, beating both dried-out plums and clementines. I’ll put on a hydra face mask soon.
Thanks for a good laugh at 10:08 p.m. Neil!
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Isabelle, no doubt I have more wrinkles than you!
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I didn’t think Snap-on was around anymore. So I’d have to go with that one just for the memories.
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Come to think of it, I don’t think I’d seen one of their trucks in ages. Have a great rest of the week, JT.
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Five Star Painting gets my vote.
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Duly noted! Thanks for stopping by, Janet.
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I think it’s a tie between the bat and Five Star Painting. If you absolutely need to know, I will sleep on it and decide in the light of day.
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Those two vehicles keep getting votes. They’ve got what it takes!
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🚗🚚🚛
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Definitely the painting truck! In the 1950s, my dad was a painting contractor and drove a pink Dodge pick-up with big gray polka dots all over it. Of course, I was always embarrassed to ride in it–but he said that truck got him a lot of jobs! (And no doubt a lot of laughs, too.)
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If you have a photo of that truck, please show it to me some day. Thanks for dropping by, Cindy. See ya!
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From one oddball to another, good work! Have a great day! Jerry
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Thanks, Jerry. Take care.
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Best Buy workers make home visits? Who knew? This is why we (would) pay you the big bucks (if we could). My vote, however, for fave freewheeling vehicle goes to the U-Haul this time. I mean, those enormous bats on the side. Wow! talk about truth in advertising, because nothing will drive you more bats than loading up all your stuff in a U-Haul and driving the thing over the Tobin Bridge at rush hour to unload it all–including 42 boxes of books–up a steep hill in Chelsea.
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Amy, you’re driving me batty!
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I always love the U-Hauls! It’s neat to see what they promote from each state. 🙂 As for truck watching, you’d be my son Biff’s best friend. That’s aaaaaaaaaaaall he’d love to do.Any time the school maintenance vehicles are out, he ignores the playground just to sit and stare at the trucks. 🙂
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Biff is cool!
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He sure is! 🙂
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“Oddball”? Why do you think I keep coming back? I collect them like you snap pics.
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Oddballs make the world go round. Have an excellent weekend, CB.
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I think my fave is the Geek Squad van – you know where you are with the Men in Black. Love that tasty looking baguette as well but not easy to spot the company name. They should be loud and proud.
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Hi. The Geek Squad vans are growing on me. The designs are very direct. See ya!
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Gosh Neil: Friends sometimes ask me where I get my ideas for my blog, but you are the master of thinking up unusual and interesting topics. I think our trucks and vans are not as colorful as yours yet, so I enjoyed studying each creative one you included. Good on you!
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Hi Muriel. I appreciate the thumbs-up. Many thanks.
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That’s A LOT of artwork on a lot of vehicles. That would be a great skill to have. I used to draw a lot, but I don’t think I’d have the hustle in me to always drum up new work.
Nice pics, though, as always.
I’ll be more supportive than Dr. R.U. Forereel and say “keep up the GREAT work” Neil. Lol !!
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You know, maybe I should get a new shrink. Dr. Forereel doesn’t seem to be in my corner.
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I agree with you on how Interesting these rolling billboards have become. When I am driving downtown and see one ahead of me, I try to get alongside to get a better look. Some of them are rolling art!
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Hi Angela. Right — they help to brighten the scene. And urban scenes often need some brightening. See you!
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Gosh, Neil, this is a very hard one to decide. I guess the Geek Squad is the one I vote for, but I don’t know why.
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Hey there, Michele. A bunch of other people have said they like the Geek Squad vans a lot. They’re in favor!
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Great work. You have an eye for this, so it is clearly what you were born to do. Your age and oddballness are to be celebrated. The only worrying thing is that you’re still making appointments with Dr R. U. Foreal.
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I know. I need to find a new shrink. Thanks for stopping by, George. Be seeing you —-
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Neil, you have a knack for elevating the most mundane things to the level of art. I will never look at these vehicles the same. :0)
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Morning, Pam. When driving, however, please keep your eyes on the road!
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😂😂😂 will do, Neil!
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Being an ex-motor mechanic it’s got to be the Snap-On van, used to get all giddy when he showed up on Friday afternoon 😉
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You know, I think that those Snap-On trucks used to be pretty common in my area (Pennsylvania, USA). But I think that this one was the first I’d seen in a long while.
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‘Five Star Painting’ is top of my list. Until I saw that it was ‘Geek Squad’, but they were easily demoted by all that colour.
Lovely post.
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Hi. I’m with you on Five Star Painting. It’s classy and colorful.
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I didn’t attempt to snap their pictures when my Honda also was in motion. But i love those sighs.
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Nice new show. These are right before our eyes but we ignore the artistry.
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Right, sometimes we have to look pretty hard to find good-looking things. But usually they are there.
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As usual, my stomach over-rules my eye for aesthetics. I like the Corner Bakery Cafe.
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We shouldn’t argue with our stomachs! Thanks for stopping by, Marietta. I appreciate it.
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My fave is the Corner Bakery van because: Food.
If that bakery was in my neighbourhood, I would probably live there.
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Hi.I especially like one of their sandwiches: mozzarella slices, tomato, basil, and balsamic dressing, all on a long, crusty roll.
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Ooh, that does sound good. I wonder how far afield they deliver…? 😉
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Five Star Painting is pretty cool… I think that would be my favourite. Bright, colourful, fun…
Lieve
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I agree, Lieve. That vehicle probably has drummed up business for that company. Take care. Thanks for adding your thoughts.
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I need to book a session with Dr. Forereel if you have her number handy 🙂
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I’ll have to look it up. I’ll let you know. Thanks for visiting my site. Take care.
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I get a kick out of the second “Geek Squad” vehicle that resembles a police car.
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Hi Lynne. I like that one a lot too.
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